Alright, let’s talk about these Crown Vintage sandals, ya know, the ones they sell at that DSW store. I saw ’em advertised, and lemme tell ya, they got all kinds.
First off, they got all sorts of flats. Them Crown Vintage flats, they look comfy enough for chores around the house or maybe a quick trip to the store. Lyst says they’re all about comfort and style, which I guess is important if you’re not just sittin’ around like me. They got all kinds of colors too, I reckon, though I stick to plain old brown or black. Don’t need nothin’ fancy.
Then there’s the sandals. They got a bunch, over twenty-five kinds they say. ShopStyle, that website, says they got deals and cash back too, but I ain’t figured that internet stuff out yet. My grandkids try to show me, but it’s all too confusing. Anyway, these sandals, some look alright for summer, you know, when your feet get all sweaty and you just wanna air ’em out.
One pair they call the Elina sandals. They say they’re “free-spirited,” whatever that means. Sounds like somethin’ for young folks who don’t got no sense. But they look sturdy enough, with straps and all. Good for walkin’, I suppose, if you gotta walk somewhere.
- They got boots too, but we ain’t talkin’ ’bout boots today. This is about sandals, for when it’s hot.
- And they got some that are called Hendra sandals, DSW says they’re “professional and playful.” Playful shoes? What in the world? Sounds like somethin’ a city gal would wear, not me. But they look decent enough, I guess. Kinda like somethin’ you could wear to church or a meetin’, if you go to those things.
I heard tell there’s this actress, Emma Roberts, she’s got somethin’ to do with these shoes. Apparently, she’s makin’ ’em fancy or somethin’. Don’t know who she is, but if she’s makin’ shoes, she must be doin’ alright. Good for her, I say.
Now, I ain’t bought no Crown Vintage sandals yet. I got my old shoes, and they work just fine. But if I was gonna get a new pair, I might look at them DSW ones. They seem to have a lot to choose from, and the prices ain’t too bad, from what I hear. Poshmark, another one of them internet places, says they got ’em for cheap sometimes, up to 70% off. Seventy percent! That’s a good deal, even I know that.
You know, sometimes I think about gettin’ somethin’ a little nicer, somethin’ that ain’t all beat up and worn out. But then I think, what’s the point? I’m just gonna get ’em dirty again, workin’ in the garden or cleanin’ the house. Still, it’s nice to dream, ain’t it? Maybe one day I’ll treat myself to a pair of them Crown Vintage sandals. Just gotta figure out which ones I want, and how to order ’em on that darn computer.
Crown Vintage shoes, they seem to have all kinds, not just sandals. DSW, they keep talkin’ about ’em. Booties, flats, all sorts of stuff. But like I said, today we’re talkin’ sandals. And from what I’ve seen, they got enough to keep anyone’s feet happy, whether you’re a fancy actress or just an old lady like me.
So, there you have it. My take on them Crown Vintage sandals. They seem alright, nothin’ too fancy, but good enough for most folks. And if you can get ’em on sale, well, that’s even better. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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