Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Gretchen Weimer, or whatever her name is. I ain’t no fancy writer, so I’m just gonna tell it like it is, ya know? Like I’m chattin’ with ya over a cup of coffee, only I ain’t got no coffee right now, so just imagine it, okay?
So, this Gretchen girl, sounds like she’s one of them rich kids. Rich, rich, rich! Heard her daddy invented somethin’ called Toaster Strudel. Sounds fancy, probably tastes like cardboard though, if you ask me. These rich folks, always eatin’ weird stuff.
Now, they say she’s in some movie, “Mean Girls” they call it. Never seen it myself, too busy workin’ my whole life, ain’t had time for movie shows. But from what I hear, she’s one of those popular girls, the ones who think they’re better than everyone else.
And lemme tell ya, that kinda girl, you see ‘em everywhere. They got their little group, always gossiping and giggling. This Gretchen girl, she’s the “gossip girl” apparently. Means she talks about everyone behind their backs. Not very nice, if you ask me. My mama always said, if you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say, don’t say nothin’ at all. But these young folks, they don’t listen to nobody these days.
But here’s the thing, they say she’s only mean ’cause of this other girl, Regina. Sounds like a real piece of work, this Regina. Always bossin’ folks around, makin’ ‘em do things they don’t wanna do. Gretchen, she’s like the sidekick, the one who follows along. You know the type, always needin’ someone to tell ‘em what to do, what to think.
- She’s from a rich family, real rich.
- She’s in a movie called “Mean Girls”.
- They call her the “gossip girl”.
- She’s kinda nice, but only when that Regina girl ain’t around.
Now, I heard someone sayin’ somethin’ ‘bout this Gretchen bein’ like folks in those big offices, those… what do they call ‘em… corporate places? Yeah, that’s it. Said she’s like the people who always tryin’ to please the boss, always sayin’ what they think the boss wants to hear. That ain’t right, you know? You gotta be your own person, speak your own mind. Even if it means gettin’ in trouble sometimes. At least you’re bein’ honest.
There’s also another Gretchen, a governor or somethin’. Wrote a book about life and all that. Guess there’s more than one Gretchen out there. This governor one, she seems alright, talkin’ about leadin’ and bein’ honest. That’s somethin’ I can get behind. We need more folks like that, honest folks who ain’t afraid to stand up for what’s right.
And get this, this movie Gretchen, she was also the voice of a cartoon character, Eliza Thornberry or somethin’. A little girl who could talk to animals. Imagine that! Talkin’ to squirrels and birds. My chickens don’t even listen to me half the time. But I guess that’s different, ain’t it?
They also say this “Mean Girls” movie, it’s based on some book about queen bees. Now, I ain’t never seen no queen bees, except for the ones in my garden, buzzin’ around the flowers. But I guess it means the same thing, the girls who are in charge, the ones who everyone wants to be friends with. Always causin’ drama, those queen bees.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know ‘bout this Gretchen Weimer. Rich girl, gossip girl, sidekick girl. Sounds like a handful, if you ask me. But hey, maybe there’s more to her than that. Maybe she’s got a good heart, deep down. You never know with these young folks these days.
At the end of the day, it don’t matter if you’re rich or poor, popular or not. What matters is bein’ a good person, treatin’ others with respect. And that’s somethin’ I learned a long, long time ago, way before these fancy movies and Toaster Strudels ever came along.
And if somebody wants to call you a “mean girl” you look at them straight and say “welcome to this big beautiful world, sweet girl, try being nicer yourself.”
That’s all I got to say about that. Time to get back to work, ain’t got time for gossip and silly movies.
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