Alright, let’s talk about this Zendaya Smart Water, ya know, the water that girl from the TV sells. I seen it at the store, all fancy lookin’ bottles and all. Makes ya wonder, is it really somethin’ special, or just plain water dressed up in fancy clothes?
First off, let me tell ya, don’t go thinkin’ you’ll turn into some kinda brainiac just by drinkin’ this stuff. Some folks get fooled by the name, ya know, “Smart Water.” Like that movie with that Bradley Cooper fella, where he takes a pill and gets super smart? Yeah, well, this ain’t that. This water ain’t gonna make you fight like a ninja or solve all the world’s problems. It’s just water, plain and simple.
- It keeps you hydrated, which is important, mind you. Gotta keep them pipes workin’, ya know what I mean?
- But don’t go thinkin’ it’s some kinda magic potion.
Now, they say this Smart Water is different ’cause it’s got somethin’ called high “pH” in it. Sounds all scientific and fancy, right? Well, lemme tell ya, lots of waters got that. It ain’t nothin’ new. They also do somethin’ called “purification” and “re-mineralization,” and they even add somethin’ called “selenium.” Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ much if you ask me. They make it sound all complicated so they can charge you more money, that’s what I think.
This Zendaya girl, she’s the face of this water now. Pretty little thing, always smilin’. Coca-Cola, the soda pop company, they own this Smart Water thing. They got her doin’ all these ads, talkin’ about “Keeping it Smart.” “Keeping it Smart,” huh? I guess keepin’ your money in your pocket is pretty smart too, ain’t it?
They make a big deal outta this water bein’ “purified.” Well, I got news for ya, most water you buy in bottles is purified. They take out all the bad stuff, so you don’t get sick. That’s good, of course. But this Smart Water, they go on and on about how special their process is. They say it makes the water taste better, crisper or somethin’. I dunno, tastes like water to me. Maybe my taste buds ain’t fancy enough.
And then there’s this “re-mineralization.” They add stuff back into the water after they purify it. Minerals, they call ’em. Says it’s good for ya. Maybe it is, maybe it ain’t. I always figured eatin’ your vegetables is the best way to get your minerals, but what do I know? I’m just an old woman.
This “selenium” they add, that’s another thing they brag about. It’s some kinda… nutrient, I guess. They say it’s good for your body. But you can get selenium from other stuff too, ya know? Like nuts and eggs and such. So, do you really need to get it from your water? I ain’t so sure.
So, here’s the deal with this Zendaya Smart Water, as far as I can tell. It’s water. It’s clean water, and it’ll keep you from gettin’ thirsty. That’s important, no doubt about it. But is it worth all the extra money they charge? That’s somethin’ you gotta decide for yourself. Me? I’ll stick to my tap water, or maybe get the cheap stuff at the store. Water’s water, far as I’m concerned. Fancy bottle and a pretty face on the label ain’t gonna change that.
They got this whole “Keeping it Smart” campaign, tryin’ to make you think drinkin’ this water makes you smart or somethin’. Don’t fall for that nonsense. Smart is about makin’ good choices, not about what kinda water you drink. And if you ask me, savin’ your money and drinkin’ regular water is a pretty smart choice indeed.
You want to be healthy? Eat your fruits and vegetables. You want to be smart? Read a book. You want to stay hydrated? Drink water, any water will do. Don’t let these fancy companies fool you into thinkin’ you gotta spend a fortune to stay healthy and hydrated. Common sense, that’s what you need, not some fancy water with a celebrity name attached to it.
