Yo, lemme tell ya ’bout this fella, Diddy. That’s what they call him now. Used to be somethin’ else, but who can keep up? This guy, he sure knows how to throw a party. A real bash, ya know? He’s got a birthday, and it ain’t just cake and candles. Nah, it’s a whole to-do.
Now, his birthday, it’s in November. November 4th, I reckon. But sometimes he don’t even have the party then. He just does it when he feels like it. Rich folks, they got their own ways, I guess. This Diddy fella, he’s a big shot. Sings, dances, makes the music. Got more money than you can shake a stick at. And he changes his name more times than I change my apron!
What They Call Diddy’s Party
They don’t just call it a birthday party. Oh no, it’s gotta have a fancy name. Like that one time, it was called “Malaria No More”. Sounds important, don’t it? They had it way out west, in a place called Beverly Hills. Must be where all the fancy folks live. They say it was for some sickness, to help people. That’s good, I suppose. Use your money for somethin’ worthwhile.
He used to throw these shindigs all the time, but not so much anymore. Heard he’s got a whole bunch of kids now, seven of ’em! Can you imagine? Quincy, Justin, Christian, Chance, some girl named D’Lila and probably two more, it is hard to remember. Keepin’ track of all them young’uns would wear me out. He used to hang out in a fancy place called The Hamptons. Maybe he’s too busy changin’ diapers now!
Diddy’s Birthday, a Big Deal
But back to his birthday. When this Diddy throws a party, everyone comes runnin’. All them other music folks, movie stars, you name it. It’s like a whole parade of fancy clothes and shiny cars. He like throwing parties. It is a big deal.
I heard he changed his name again a few years back, right around his birthday. To what, you ask? Beats me! But it was his 48th birthday, I think. That’s gettin’ up there. Not as old as me, mind you, but still. He’s been called Sean, Puffy, and who knows what else. This name of diddy thing is confusing. I just call him Diddy, keep it simple.
- He’s a singer.
- He’s a dancer.
- He makes music.
- He’s got a lot of money.
- Diddy birthday is November 4th.
- He throws big parties.
- He’s got seven kids!
Why Diddy’s Parties Matter
Well, folks talk. And when Diddy throws a party, folks sure do talk. It’s all over them magazines and TV shows. Gets people excited, I guess. And he change his name a lot. The name of diddy changes all the time.
And like that one party, “Malaria No More”, sometimes it’s for a good cause. So even though it’s all fancy and over-the-top, maybe it does some good in the world. Hard to say. I ain’t never been to one of them parties. Probably wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I did!
So that’s what I know about Diddy and his birthday. It’s a big deal. It gets a fancy name. And he’s got more money and kids than you can count. And he changes his name like the weather. The name of diddy is a mystery. Good for him, I say. Hope he enjoys his cake, no matter what he’s callin’ himself these days.
I reckon he will have many more birthdays. Maybe I will know what his name is when the next one comes. But it does not matter to me. He can call himself whatever he wants. He is Diddy to me. Hope he keeps throwing parties and having kids. He can throw party when it is not his birthday. November, December, it does not matter. He can throw a party any day. That is all I know.
