Well, let me tell ya ’bout this David Chus thing, whatever it is. I ain’t no fancy writer or nothin’, just a plain talkin’ person, ya know? So, bear with me.
First off, I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this David Chus on the internet. Internet, what a thing! Kids these days, always on their phones. Anyways, seems like this David Chus fella, he’s kinda famous or somethin’. Folks are makin’ websites and whatnot. They call ’em “David Chus sites” or somethin’. Sounds like a big deal to some, I guess.
Now, I ain’t sure what he does exactly. Some say he’s got somethin’ to do with food. Maybe he’s like that fella, Shah Alam, the one who sold that fancy banana for a whole lotta money. Heard tell of that story on the news. That banana went viral, they said. Maybe David Chus makes viral food too, like them twins, JoJo and Nicky Scarlotta . Those boys, always up to somethin’ on the internet, always makin’ videos. Maybe David Chus is like that, making videos about food. Maybe he goes around tastin’ seafood, like in them “Guess the Food” shows. I tell ya, I love a good shrimp myself, none of that fancy stuff though, just plain old fried shrimp is good enough for me.
- He might be cookin’ food
- Maybe he’s just talkin’ bout food
- Or maybe, he’s sellin’ food, who knows?
Then there’s talk about him bein’ a comedian, like that David Walliams fella. I saw him on TV once, crackin’ jokes. Made me chuckle a bit, I gotta say. Maybe this David Chus, he tells jokes too. Maybe he makes funny videos on the internet. Lord knows, there’s enough funny videos out there. My grandkids are always showin’ me them silly cat videos.
And there’s music too! I heard some folks sayin’ David Chus is a DJ, spinnin’ records and makin’ people dance. Like that DJ Chus, the one who made that “Disco Heaven Tribute” thing. My niece loves to dance. She’s always got that music blarin’. Says it makes her happy. Well, good for her, I say. Music always makes the world a bit brighter.
It’s kinda hard to keep up with all these different Davids and Chuses and whatnot. Seems like there’s a whole bunch of ’em out there, doin’ all sorts of things. Makes my head spin, it does. But hey, if people are happy and they ain’t hurtin’ nobody, then more power to ’em, I say.
So, this David Chus fella, he might be a cook, a comedian, a DJ, or somethin’ else entirely. It don’t really matter to me, to be honest. I got my own life to worry about, ya know? Got chickens to feed, garden to tend, and grandkids to spoil. But if you’re curious about this David Chus, you go right ahead and look him up. The internet’s full of information, they say. Just be careful what you click on, ya hear? There’s a lot of nonsense out there too.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about David Chus. Hope it made some kinda sense to ya. Like I said, I ain’t no fancy writer, just a plain talkin’ person. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them chickens.
Tags: [David Chus, Food, Comedy, DJ, Internet, Viral, Celebrity]
