Alright, so you wanna know about them… uh… Balenciaga Crocs, huh? I tell you what, these things, they ain’t your regular garden shoes, no sirree. My grandkid showed me pictures on that little phone thingy, and I gotta say, they look… different.
First off, they got these boots. Yeah, boots made like Crocs! Can you believe it? They look like them Crocs we all know, the ones with the holes, but they go all the way up your leg, like some kinda space boots or somethin’. I seen pictures, and they shiny black. Now, I ain’t sure why anyone needs Crocs boots, but I guess city folk got their own ways, ha!
- They got regular Crocs too, the ones that look like clogs. But these ain’t cheap, no siree bob! My grandkid says some fella named Justin Bieber wore ‘em to some fancy awards show. They had these thick bottoms, like platforms, making him real tall. I tell ya, young folks and their fashion, always somethin’ new.
- And then there’s the price. Lord have mercy, the prices they charge for these things! I heard some of them shoes cost more than my old tractor! There’s one pair, they call it the “Reptile Sneaker,” and it costs a whole heap of money. And some other shoes, all sparkly and shiny, they cost even more! I ain’t never spent that much money on shoes in my whole life. Back in my day, shoes were for workin’, not for showin’ off.
Now, I don’t rightly understand why folks pay so much for shoes that look like… well, like Crocs. I mean, Crocs are comfy, I’ll give ‘em that. Wore a pair myself when I was gardenin’. But these Balenciaga ones? They somethin’ else. They got all sorts of colors and styles. My grandkid tells me they are “high fashion.” I don’t know about that, it looks like somethin’ you wear to clean the pigpen to me.
They even got these… slides? Like, just the front part of the Crocs, no back strap. I guess that’s for when you’re just slippin’ around the house. Or maybe for the beach? I dunno. Seems kinda silly to me, but then again, I’m just an old woman who likes her sturdy work boots.
But hey, to each their own, right? If folks wanna spend their hard-earned money on fancy Crocs, that’s their business. I’ll stick to my old reliables, thank you very much. They might not be stylish, but they get the job done and they don’t cost a fortune.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself some Balenciaga Crocs, you better be ready to shell out some serious cash. And you better be prepared for folks to stare. ‘Cause let me tell ya, they ain’t gonna blend in. They’re loud and proud, just like those city folk, ha!
But I guess that’s the point, ain’t it? To stand out, to be different. And if that’s what you’re after, then those Balenciaga Crocs might just be the ticket. Just don’t expect me to understand it. I think a sturdy pair of work boots are better for your feet and your wallet, Balenciaga is just for showin’ off.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them fancy Crocs. Take it or leave it. But remember, comfort and practicality are more important than any fancy name or price tag. At least, that’s how this old gal sees it.
Tags: Balenciaga, Crocs, Boots, Justin Bieber, Fashion, Shoes, Luxury, High Fashion, Slides, Pricey
