Oh boy, you wouldn’t believe the things I’ve seen lately. This whole “hot trans” thing is all the rage. I don’t get it, but the young’uns are all about it. Let me tell ya, it’s a whole different world out there now. And if you want to know about this hot trans, I guess I can tell you what I heard.
First thing, they say you gotta find one of them therapists. I don’t know about all that, but they say it’s important. You gotta talk to someone, I guess. They say it helps you figure things out. It is like they help you know you are hot trans. Maybe they know, I sure don’t.
And it ain’t never too late, they say. You can be old as the hills, or young as a spring chicken. Don’t matter. You can still be one of them hot trans folks if that’s what you feel inside. Doesn’t matter if you know it young or know it old, you can still be it. That’s what I heard.
Now, these young folks, they got all sorts of ways to do things. They say you gotta sit a certain way. Don’t bend over, keep your back straight. Knees together. I guess it makes you look different. They say it’s important if you’re one of them hot trans. It is like being a hot trans you need to learn how to sit. Keep your back straight is important, they say so.
- Keep your knees together.
- Sit down slow, bend your knees.
- Don’t use your hands to balance.
- Your legs will lean forward a bit, that’s okay.
And you know what else? They say you gotta treat them like regular folks. Which makes sense to me. Just be nice to people, that’s what I always say. Be nice, that’s all. Hot trans or not, just be nice.
They got all these fancy words too. Pronouns and whatnot. I don’t understand half of it. But they say it’s important to use the right words. If they want to be called “she,” you call them “she.” If they want to be called “he,” you call them “he.” It’s about being respectful, I guess. Even if you are hot trans, you want to be called the right thing, I reckon.
Clothes, that’s another big thing. They say you gotta wear certain clothes. Dresses, pants, whatever makes them feel right. And hair, they do all sorts of things with their hair. Long, short, different colors. It’s a way to show who they are, I suppose. They even say the hot trans can wear different clothes. Men can wear dresses and women can wear pants. It is a crazy world, I tell ya!
And makeup! Oh, the makeup. They put on all sorts of colors. Eyes, lips, cheeks. It’s like painting a picture on your face. And some like it, some don’t, but they say it’s all part of being this hot trans thing.
They even talk about something called HRT. Sounds like some kind of fancy treatment. I don’t know what it is, but they say it’s important for some of them. It changes their bodies, I guess. Makes them more like what they want to be. If you are hot trans, maybe you need this HRT, I don’t know.
They say you should keep a diary. Write down all your feelings. I guess it helps you keep track of everything. They say you change a lot when you’re one of these hot trans folks. This diary, it is like a book about you. It helps you know you are hot trans. I don’t think I will get one. I remember most things, you know.
They even got guides for beginners. Like, if you’re just starting out, they tell you what to do. Like a roadmap. MTF, FTM, they call it. I don’t know what those letters mean, but it’s for people who want to be this hot trans. They say it is a guide for those who are just starting out. It helps them be hot trans.
They are saying you need to be who you are. You are hot trans, you are. You need to talk to a therapist. They say it helps. You need to use the right words. He, she, whatever they want. Clothes, hair, makeup, it’s all part of it, they say. And that HRT thing, it changes your body. And write it all down in a diary. So you can remember your journey. That is what they are saying. These young folks, they have a name for everything. But the hot trans thing is simple, I guess, just be who you are.
So, there you have it. That’s what I heard about this whole hot trans thing. It’s a lot to take in, I know. But I guess the most important thing is to just be yourself. And be kind to others. That’s what I always say. And that’s all that really matters, ain’t it? Just be a good person, no matter what. That is what I think, anyway. You do you, as they say. You be you, and I will be me. That is the way it should be.
