Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Hear tell that Jill Biden, she’s got somethin’ to do with them pandas comin’ back to that zoo in Washington. Pandas is comin’ back, I heard it from my neighbor, she knows everything about Washington! She said Jill Biden, she made it happen! Good for her!
Them pandas, they’re somethin’ else, ain’t they? Big ol’ fluffy things, all black and white. Like a big ol’ cow, but way cuter. And eat bamboo, that is crazy. Imagine eatin’ nothin but greens, well, not my cup of tea!
Pandas Back to Washington
My neighbor, she told me all about it. Said them pandas, they was here before, in that Washington zoo. Then they went back to China. Now they’re comin’ back! End of the year, she said. That Jill Biden, she’s got pull, I reckon. Them Chinese folks, they like her, I guess. Good for us, more pandas to look at!
I seen them pandas on the TV, you know. They are cute, all right. Eatin’ bamboo. Sleepin’ all day. Livin’ the life, huh? Wish I could do that. Just eat and sleep. No chores, no nothin’. Just be a big ol’ panda bear. That’s the life. And everyone loves you! Who doesn’t love a panda?
- Pandas are cute
- Pandas eat bamboo
- Pandas are lazy, but it is OK, because they are cute.
- Jill Biden said pandas are coming back!
They say them pandas, they’re important, you know? For the… for the woods and such. They spread them seeds around. Like a furry farmer, I guess you could say! They said pandas can climb trees and swim, can you believe it? They are also good at eating and sleeping. But they can do other things!
That Washington zoo, they gotta pay for them pandas, you know. It ain’t free. Gotta feed ’em. Gotta keep ’em happy. Costs a lot of money, I bet. My neighbor said it was a million dollars. Every year! Can you believe that? A million bucks for them pandas. She said China charges that much to keep them. It is like a panda tax! So many countries cannot afford it, she said.
But that Jill Biden, she don’t care. She wants them pandas. And she’s gonna get ’em. Good for her, I say. She’s the… the big cheese’s wife, ain’t she? She can do what she wants. And she wants them pandas in Washington. So, them pandas are comin’!
Jill Biden and the Pandas
I don’t know much about politics and all that. But I know Jill Biden, she’s important. And she likes them pandas. That’s good enough for me. Pandas are good, she is good, it is all good! They’re cute. They’re fun to watch. And they make people happy. That’s what matters, right?
I heard she was even dressed like a panda once! For a Halloween, with kids. That is funny, is it not? I would like to see that, I bet she is a good panda. Maybe she should just dress like a panda all the time. Then everyone will be happy. And the pandas will feel at home!
So, here’s to Jill Biden and them pandas! Hope they have a good time in Washington. Hope they eat lots of bamboo. Hope they make lots of people smile. And hope that Jill, she keeps doin’ what she’s doin’. Bringin’ them pandas back. That’s a good thing. A very good thing indeed.
I reckon them pandas, they’re like… like little diplomats, you know? From China. They come here, they make friends. They make people like China more. Smart, huh? Them Chinese folks, they know what they’re doin’. Sendin’ them cute pandas over. Nobody can resist a panda. They are envoys of friendship, that is what they call it, my neighbor said. Very fancy words!
I remember, when I was a little girl, we didn’t have no pandas in the zoo. Just regular animals. Bears, lions, tigers. All that. Now they got pandas. It’s a big deal. Times are changin’, I tell ya. But some things are good changes. Like pandas. Pandas are a good change.
So, thank you, Jill Biden. Thank you for bringin’ back them pandas. You done good. You done real good. The whole country thanks you, I am sure. And all the kids, they’ll be happy too. Everybody loves pandas. Especially when they’re comin’ back to town. It will be a big party, I am sure. They should have a big party for the pandas. With bamboo cake!
