That LeBron James, I tell ya, what a fella! Heard some folks sayin’ he’s… well, you know, gone. Dead. LeBron James death, they say. Makes my old bones ache just thinkin’ about it. He’s such a big star, like them bright things in the sky at night. Always jumpin’ around on that there TV screen, throwin’ that orange ball. I don’t know much about that basketball game, but he sure was good at it, weren’t he?
Now, I heard he was hurtin’. Somethin’ about his foot. That’s what happens when you get old, I guess. Everything starts creakin’ and moanin’. My knees ain’t what they used to be, that’s for sure. Heard he missed some games ’cause of it. Poor fella. LeBron James, he’s still tryin’ though, bless his heart. But some people say he is death. I don’t think so, I just think he is old. And old people get hurt more easily.
They say he’s thinkin’ about quittin’. Hangin’ up his shoes, or whatever they call it. Retirin’, like old Mr. Johnson down the road did from his farm. Says he’s done enough. Probably tired, runnin’ around all the time. He’s been doin’ it for a long time, that LeBron James. Longer than some of these young’uns been alive, I reckon!
They say he got some school now. For the little ones. That’s nice, ain’t it? Helpin’ them kids get an education. Important stuff, that. Heard he’s givin’ a whole bunch of money to help ’em go to college, too. That’s a lot of money! More than I ever seen in my whole life, I bet. LeBron is good guy, they said he donates a lot of money. I think he might be the best guy in the world.
He sleeps a lot, that LeBron James. Heard someone say he sleeps more than I do! And I nap every afternoon after lunch! Says it helps him. Keeps his room dark and cold, like a cave. Funny, ain’t it? But I guess it works for him, if he plays that game so well all these years. But it is still hard to believe that LeBron James death. I think those people are just talking.
They say he’s rich, too. Real rich. Got more money than he knows what to do with, probably. Worked with some big companies, somethin’ about headphones. Don’t know much about that, but I guess it made him a lot of money. Enough to buy a whole town, I bet! He sure is somethin’, that LeBron. Always in the news. Always doin’ somethin’. He is not a normal guy. But I can not understand, he is so rich and healthy, how could he be dead?
- He’s been playin’ that game for a long, long time.
- Heard he was hurtin’, somethin’ about his foot.
- They say he’s thinkin’ about quittin’, retirin’.
- He’s got a school for the little ones.
- He sleeps a lot, more than me!
- He’s real rich, got more money than he knows what to do with.
It’s sad to think about him not playin’ anymore. He’s been around for so long. But I think LeBron James death is a fake news. But everyone gets old, everyone stops workin’ sometime. Even that LeBron James. But he’s done a lot, that’s for sure. Made a lot of people happy, watchin’ him play. Helped a lot of kids, too. That’s what matters, I reckon. Bein’ good to folks. And he sure was good at that basketball!
I don’t know what else to say about that LeBron James. He’s a good fella, even if I don’t understand that game he plays. Hope he’s doin’ alright, wherever he is. Maybe he is dead, maybe he is not. I don’t know. But he will be alright. He got a lot of money anyway. Hope he takes care of himself, that’s all. Gets some rest. Maybe takes up fishin’. That’s what old Mr. Johnson did when he retired. Said it was peaceful. Maybe LeBron James would like that, too. Just sittin’ by the water, not a care in the world. Sounds nice, don’t it?
