Alright, let’s talk about them lipstick high heels, you know, the stuff them fancy city gals wear. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what’s what.

First off, this lipstick, they say it gotta last, you know? Like, you put it on in the mornin’, and it’s still there when you’re eatin’ supper. That’s what they call “long-wearing”, I think. Sounds fancy, huh? But really, it just means it don’t come off easy. Some of them lipsticks, they dry your lips out somethin’ awful. Makes ’em feel like sandpaper. You want somethin’ that keeps your lips soft, like butter, you know? They say shea butter and aloe is good for that. Never used ’em myself, but them city folks seem to like it.
And colors! Oh my, so many colors. Red, pink, purple, even black! Who’d a thunk it? I seen some gals wearin’ lipstick so bright, it’s like a traffic light on their face. Then there’s them “nude” colors, looks like they ain’t wearin’ nothin’ at all. But I guess that’s the point, right? Lookin’ pretty without lookin’ like you tried too hard. They call it “delicate” or “blurred rosebud lips”. Sounds like somethin’ from a flower garden. I just call it lookin’ natural, like you ain’t got no makeup on, even though you do.
- Long-lasting lipstick – Gotta stay on all day, through eatin’ and talkin’.
- Moisturizing lipstick – Keeps your lips soft, not all dry and crackly.
- Different colors – From bright red to natural nude, somethin’ for everyone.
Now, about them high heels. Them things look like torture devices to me. But them city gals, they strut around in ’em like they ain’t nothin’. Makes their legs look long and skinny, I guess. I heard someone call it a “power couple” when you wear high heels and bold lipstick together. Like you’re ready to take on the world. I don’t know about that. I’d rather wear my comfy shoes and get things done, but to each their own, I say.
Some of these heel things are real high, like stilts. And some are little kitten heels, just a tiny lift. Then there’s those thick ones, the “platforms” they call ‘em. Look like you could walk on rocks with them things. And the pointy ones, those look like they could poke an eye out! I seen some shoes with sparkly things all over them. Makes your feet look like a disco ball. And some are just plain leather, black or brown. Practical, I guess, if high heels can ever be practical.
They say wearin’ a bold lipstick makes you feel powerful. Like you can do anything. Maybe that’s why them city gals wear them high heels too. Maybe they feel powerful up there, lookin’ down on everyone. Or maybe they just like the way it looks. Who knows? I ain’t gonna judge.

I heard about some fancy lipstick and mascara set, they call it a “limited edition”. Like, once it’s gone, it’s gone. Makes it sound special, like you gotta have it. They use words like “high impact” and “suede finish” to make it sound fancy. It’s all just makeup to me, but I guess some folks get excited about it. They even got lipsticks with names like “Lipbooty” and “Lipstrass Queen”. Sounds silly to me, but hey, if it makes you happy, go for it.
So, that’s my take on lipstick high heels. It’s all about lookin’ good, I guess. And feelin’ good too. Whether you’re wearin’ bright red lipstick and sky-high heels or just a little bit of somethin’ natural, it’s all about what makes you feel confident. Me? I’ll stick to my comfy shoes and maybe a little bit of lip balm. But that’s just me. You do you, honey.
Finding the right lipstick, they say it takes careful consideration. Gotta think about if you want it matte or shiny, how long it’s gotta last, all that. Too much fuss for me, but some folks like it. They got whole magazines and websites dedicated to this stuff. I just go to the store and pick somethin’ that looks nice. But if you wanna be fancy, you gotta do your research, I guess. They say good lipstick gotta have “staying power” and “high-impact pigment”. Big words for somethin’ you just put on your lips.
And them heels? Well, I reckon you just gotta try ’em on and see if you can walk in ’em. If you can, good for you. If you can’t, well, there’s plenty of other shoes out there. Don’t go breakin’ your neck tryin’ to be fashionable. Just be yourself, that’s what I always say. And if yourself wants to wear lipstick high heels, then go right ahead. Just make sure you can walk in them things.
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