Alright, let’s talk about them Mary J. Blige boots, ya hear? Folks are makin’ a big fuss, so I figured I’d chime in.
What are these Mary J. Blige boots anyway?
Well, from what I gather, they’re some fancy-schmancy boots this singer lady, Mary J. Blige, cooked up with some shoe fella. Sounds like they got over-the-knee boots, thigh-high boots… all sorts of boots. Heard tell they shiny, too – metallic, rose gold, and even white for the holidays. Shoot, sounds like enough boots to fill a whole closet!
Why are folks so riled up about ’em?
I reckon it’s ’cause they fancy and they sell out fast. Like, real fast. They say some of them boots cost more than a month’s rent for some folks! Twelve hundred and ninety-five dollars? Lord have mercy! That’s a lot of money for something you put on your feet.
- Over-the-knee boots? Sounds like they’d keep your legs warm in the winter, I guess. But seems a bit much, don’t ya think?
- Thigh-high boots? Well, I’ll be. That’s even higher! I can’t imagine wearing such things myself. But then again, I’m just an old woman.
- Metallic boots? Shiny things, huh? Guess they’d catch the light nice at them singin’ shows Mary J. Blige puts on.
- White boots? For the holidays, they say? Seems like they’d get dirty real quick. But I suppose if you’re Mary J. Blige, you ain’t gotta worry about muckin’ ’em up.
And what about this Mary J. Blige herself?
Seems she’s a big deal singer. Been around a long time, they say. Made a bunch of records, some of them number one hits. “Real Love,” “You Remind Me”… names sound familiar, even to an old gal like me. Guess she knows a thing or two about style, too, if she’s designin’ boots and all.
Sold out in a day, you say?
Yup, that’s what I heard. Folks were linin’ up, or clickin’ away on their computin’ machines, I reckon, to get their hands (or feet!) on a pair. Makes you wonder what all the fuss is about, don’t it? They must be somethin’ special, these boots. Or maybe folks just like to have what everyone else wants. Human nature, I guess.
More than one kind of boot, huh?
Seems like they keep comin’ out with new ones. First, they had some, then they had some more. This Mary J. Blige and that shoe fella, they keepin’ busy. Must be makin’ a pretty penny, too. Good for them, I say. Everybody’s gotta make a livin’, right?
So, are these Mary J. Blige boots worth all the hype?
Well, I ain’t gonna lie to ya, I ain’t got a pair myself. And I probably wouldn’t even know where to wear ’em if I did! But if folks are willin’ to pay that much money and they sell out that fast, they gotta be somethin’ special, right? Or maybe it’s just the name. You know how it is, sometimes you pay extra just for the name on the label. Like them fancy purses the city gals carry.
In conclusion, these Mary J. Blige boots are a big deal, seems like. They’re fancy, expensive, and sell out quicker than a jackrabbit. Whether they’re worth it or not, well, that’s for each person to decide. Me? I’ll stick to my comfy ol’ shoes. They might not be stylish, but they get me where I need to go, and that’s good enough for me.
And one more thing, this Mary J. Blige, she’s out there singin’ and designin’ boots, livin’ her life. Good for her, I say. Everybody should do what makes ‘em happy, even if it means wearin’ them thigh-high, shiny boots!
Tags: Mary J. Blige, Boots, Fashion, Shoes, Celebrity Style, Thigh-High Boots, Over-The-Knee Boots
